Travel Cheap on Your Frightfully Safe Vacation

There's little question that unchallenged fear seems to rule us these days. Whenever terrorism experts exhort us to present ourselves windowlessly to the dangerous world outside, we retreat and cancel plans to travel, plans to learn a new language, plans to discover new ways of looking at life.

Well, I have an answer for you. I've expertly merged modern ideas of security and fiscal conservatism in order to obliterate the travel fear factor, all in a few, easy steps:

Save Thousands on Your Next, Totally Safe Vacation!

I hope that, unlike Germain Greer, you'll find these travel tips worth the trouble. See, the diva of feminism happened to fling a fly into the ointment when she opined, "Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life."